Are you sick of *fancy* websites? Lots of colours and menus and media. Geez "Whatever happened to a simple black and white text website like they used to have in the early '90's?" I hear you ask.
Well retro-early-90's is alive and well at the official "Andrew Burrehh" website. You can visit this website 24 HOURS A DAY for absolutely free, and enjoy the peaceful knowledge that almost no effort was spent on this site! Phew! What a relief! Time is very valuable, and it sure is comforting knowing that very little time went into this site. You're welcome!
Seriously though, with everything happening in the world today, is nitpicking someone's website REALLY a priority? Of course not. Besides, you're still reading this inane nonsense, so really, is not the question: what the heck are you doing with your life?
Ahh but judginess is so easy to come by, am I right? I didn't mean to judge. You are certainly welcome to visit anytime, joyous in the knowledge that nothing will change! It's going to be the exact same sassy waste of time that it was when you first visited. Ahhhhh! Now that's what I call a zen experience.
What then, an inquiring mind might ask, is the purpose of this site? Well, it has to do with search engine optimization. You're not the only one visiting this work of art. Creepy bot crawlers are sneaking around, sniffing out links, copying content, and generally being super nosey. It's okay, without those bots our search engines wouldn't work, so all praise the creepy bot crawlers!
Speaking of search engines and said optimization, here's a few links for you to enjoy: